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Very Funny Doctor Marij Jokes & Chutkule

Ek Doctor ke clinic ke samne logo ki bahut bhidh lagi thi …
Ek aadmi aage jane ki koshish karne laga..
logo ne usse khich kar piche kar diya..
Ussne 5-6 bar aaye jane ki kosish ki par log usse piche kar dete..
Adami Chilata huwa bola :
“Lage raho line me aaj mai clinic kholuga hi nahi “

Pagal Doctor Aur Marij Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Hamid bhai ki ek tang nili padh gai..
Doctor ne bola jahar faile gya hai..
Tang katni hogi…Aur ek tang kat di..
Kuch dino bad hamid bhai ki dusari tang bhi nili padh gai..
Doctor ne bola ki iss me bhi jahar faile gai hai..
Iss tang ko bhi tatana padhega.. aur dusari tang bhi kat di..
Hamid bhai ko nakadi tang lagai gai,,,
Kuch dino nad nakli tang bhi nili padh gai..
Doctor ne bola Hamid bhai mai ab jake aap ki bimari ko samjha..
Aap ki lungiu rang chhor rahi hai

Doctor Marij Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Operation ke baad marij bola : “Doctor sahab, kya ab main rog mukt hu???
Samne se jawab mila : Beta, Doctor sahab to dharti par hi reh gaye..
Marij : Phir tum kaun ho???
Samne se jawab mila : Beta, main to chitragupt hu

Husband Wife Ke Funny Hindi Jokes

Doctor( santa se): Aap ka aur apki biwi ka
Blood group ek jaisa hai.
Santa: Ha kyu nahi,
25 salo se mera khun jo pi rahi hai

Doctor Marij Ke Hindi Funny Jokes- Chutkule

Ek aadmi ke sar se khoon nikal raha tha,
Use doctor ke pas le jaya gaya.
Doctor: Tumhara nam…
Aadmi: Chintoo…
Doctor: Janam ki tarikh
Aadmi: 5 may
Doctor: Married !
Aadmi: Nahi, car accident.

Doctor Ke Funyy Hindi Jokes & Chutkule

Ek aadmi langrata hua aa raha tha.
Use dekh kar do doctor aapas me bat krne lage,
Pehla doctor- Lagta hai iske pair ki hadi tut gai hai
Dusra doctor- Sayad iska angutha tut gaya hai.
Tabhi Tisra doctor bola, chalo issi se puchh lete hai
Doctor: Kya tumhare pair ki haddi tut gai hai
Aadmi: Nahi meri chappal tut gai hai.

Doctor Aur Compounder Funny Hindi Jokes

Ek doctor ne khasi ke marij ko,
Moshan lagne ki dawa de di.
Compounder doctor se: Aap ne use,
Moshan lagne ki dawa kyu de di.
Doctor: Agli bar khasne se pehle 100 bar sochega.

Best Doctor Marij Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkula

Marij : Doctor sahab dast ne bura haal kar rakah hai
Doctor : Kitna patla aata hai???
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Marij : Bas itna samjh lo ki aap usse kulla kar sakte ho

Gas Faat Funny Hindi Jokes & Funny SMS

Ek aurat doctor se : Mujhe gas ki problem hai
Par achi baat yeh hai ki meri gas mein naa badbu aati hain naa aawaj ,
Aapke clinic mein me bhi 10 baar gas chhod chuki hu
Par kisi ko pata nahi chala….
Doctor : Yeh dawai aur ek hafte din baad aana…
Ek hafte baad….
Aurat : Yeh aapne mujhe kaisi dawai de di??
Meri gas mein awaaj to nahi aa rahi
Par bahut zeharili badbu aa rahi hai…
Doctor : Bahut badhiya, aapki naaki thik ho gayi hai….
Ab hum aapke kaan ka ilaaj karenge

Doctor Marij Funny Jokes Funny Hindi Chutkule

Marij doctor se bola :
Doctor sahab mujhe bahut khatarnak bimari hue hai
mujhe khane ke bhukh nahi lagti ..
Sone ke bad nind nahi aati..
Aur kam karne ke bad thak jata hu..
Doctor : Ek kam karo…
Roj raat ko dhup me baitha karo..
Thik ho jaoge

Doctor Ladki Aur Cigarette Funny Jokes Hindi

Ek pareshan Ladki doctor ke paas gai ..
Doctor :  Bolo kya paresani hai ?
Ladki :  Mujhe garmi lagti hai bahut !!
Doctor :  Kab garmi lagt hai ?
Ladki : Jab mai cigarette piti hu tab..
Pahli kash ke bad mujhe pasina aane lagta hai..
Dusri kash ke bad.. Ek kapda utar deti hu..
Tisri Kash ke bad dusara kapda utar deti hu..
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Doctor : Ghabrao mat .. Ye lo cigarette aaram se pite huye batao..

Pappu And Nurse Funny Jokes In Hindi

Nurse : Aapko 3 bacche hue hai
Pappu : yeh to hona hi tha, filmein hi aisi dekhti thi ,
Dhoom3, Golmaal 3, Raaz 3, Murder 3, Krrish 3
Nurse : Acha hua Dilli 6 mahi dekhi

Doctor Funny Jokes In Hindi – Santa Ka Dimag

Santa : Doctor sahab, plastic surgery mein kitna kharch aayega…??
Doctor : 60,000
Santa : Agar plastic hum de de to …???
Doctor : (gusse mein) Saale pighla ke chipka bhi lena

Doctor Marij Funny Jokes In Hindi

Marij : Doctor sahab main garib aadmi hoon aapki fees nahi de sakta,
Agar aapne mera ilaaj muft main kar diya
To main kabhi aapka kaam muft mein kar dunga
Doctor : Tum kya karte ho ?
Marij : Ji, Samshaan ghaat par laashe jalata hoon …

Santa Banta Jokes Hindi – Nurse Ko Kiya Parpose

Ek baar santa banta se : Kya bol rahe ho yaar..?
Har ghante mein injection dete hain tumhe,,,
Koi badi bimari hain kya..?
Banta : Nahi yaar, Mujhe malum nahi tha ki
woh khubsurat nurse doctor ki girlfriend hain,
Maine usey purpose kar diya,
Uski saza mil rahi hain

Patni Se Paresha Pati – Santa Aur Doctor

Doctor : Aapke 3 daant kaise tut gaye?
Santa : Biwi ne kadak roti banayi thi
Doctor : To khane se inkaar kar dete
Santa : Ji,wahi to kiya tha

Pappu Best Hindi Jokes – Pappu Ka Operation

Sardar : Tum operation karaye bina hi hospital se kyun bhaag gaye..?
Pappu : Nurse baar-baar keh rahi thi ki daro mat himmat rakho, kuch nahi hoga…
Yeh to bas ek chota sa operation hain
Sardar : To isme darne wali konsi baat hain..?
Sahi to keh rahi thi
Pappu : saale, wo mujhe nahi doctor se keh rahi thi

Doctor Marij Funny Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Doctor: Aap ke ye 4 dat kaise tut gye
Aadmi: Meri patni ne bhut sakt roti bnai thi
Doctor: To tumne khaya kyo, mmana kar dete
Aadmi: Mana hi to kiya tha maine.

Top Doctor Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Ek America ka doctor bharat aaya
Wah bus stand ke pas ek kitab ki dukan par
Kitab dekh raha tha tabhi use heart attack aagya
Us 20 rupee ki kitab ka nam tha
“30 din me Doctor kaise bne.”

Checkup ladki ka -Girl funny hindi joke

Ek ladki apni maa ke shath Doctor ke paas checkup karane gai
Girl : Docter Sahat checkup karana hai..
Doctor : Kapde utar ke parde ke piche let jao..
Girl : Ji Mujhe nahi meri maa ko checkUp karana hai..
Doctor : Ohhh… Mata ji muh kholiye….