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Sardar Sms 1

Sardar Apni Biwi K Sath Auto Me Beitha.
Driver Ne Side Mirror Adjust Kiya.
Sardar-SALE MERI BIWI KO DEKHTA H.
Chal Piche Beith Auto Me Chalaunga..!:D
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Sardar Sms 2

Sardar teacher tha.
Exam k liye Questn Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi sare bachhe behosh ho gaye..
1. China kis Desh me hai?
2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aata he?

Sardar Sms 3

Sardar was reading financial times.
Headlines : “microsoft buys yahoo messenger for $ 8.5 billion…”

He says ” O teri… Kharida kyu ? Download kar leta pagle.

Sardar Sms4

Sardar in Hotel-
Mai Yaha Nai Rahunga,
Mere Paise Wapas Karo!
Itna Chota Room?
Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai kya?
Waiter-
Mere bap! Room Me Chal,
Ye Lift HAI.

Sardar Sms 5

Interviwer: Tel me d opposit of GOOD?
Sardar: Bad
Int: COME
Sardar: Go
Int: UGLY
Sardar: Pichhli
Int: U r wrong
Sardar: I’m right
Int: Shut up!
Sardar:KeepTalkng
Int: Get out
Sardar: Cum in
Int: O my God!
Sardar: O my Devil!
Int: U r Rejected
Sardar: Im selected BALLE BALLE.

Sardar Sms Sms 6

A Sardar died ‘n went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on €arth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
Sardar thought for a few minutes & answered:
1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today & Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said: “OK, I’ll buy the Today & Tomorrow, even though it’s not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year? The Sardar replied, “Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..” Saint Peter lets him in without another word..!

Sardar Sms 7

Sardar Ne Daru Pi Ke Apne Apko Aaine Main Dekha

Or Bola

Isko To Kahin Dekha Hai ….

O Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi Haramkhor Hai

Jo Shadi Ke Album Main Meri Biwi Ke Sath Tha.

Sardar Sms 8

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

Sardar Sms 9

Sardar: Kal menoo Police ne kutia
Dost: Fer tu kuch nhi kita
Sardar: Main aakhya himat ha te kaly kaly ao
Dost: Fer
Sardr: Fer sarian ne wari wari kuttia..!

Sardar Sms 10

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..

“hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”